詹姆斯是智商和身体素质的完美结合，是爱因斯坦和张伯伦的合体？

勒布朗-詹姆斯：从我还是一个小孩的时候，我就学习了在场上的每一个位置。出于某些奇特的原因，我可以同时学习场上的每一个位置：控卫，分位，小前锋，大前锋和中锋。我知道他们所有的打法，他们在做什么，他们在球场上看到了什么。我知道每一个位置在每一个回合发生了什么。

LeBron James: "Ever since I was a kid I learned every position on the floor. For some odd reason, I could learn every position on the floor all at one time. PG, SG, SF, PF and C and know all the plays what they're doing and what's the reads. I know every single play at every single position."

[–][CHI] Cameron PayneSim888 2723 指標 1 天前

meanwhile on the sidelines...

与此同时，场边的卢指导：……

[–]rzpieces 1145 指標 1 天前

Lol for all I know he could be an above average coach, but his constant look of confusion always makes me think of him as the most clueless guy ever

哈哈哈！据我所知，泰伦-卢可以成为一个平均水平以上的教练，但是他一直看起来很困惑的表情总是让我觉得他是史上最蠢的家伙。

[–]SpursMightBeJerryWest 184 指標 1 天前

Watching Lebron:

how dis man do all dis

卢指导看着勒布朗：这个家伙是怎么做到这一切的。

[–]RocketsLezardValeth 386 指標 1 天前

Haha, I know. I kind of feel bad for him since he probably gets a lot of undeserved shit just because he looks so lost all the time.

哈哈，我知道。我有些同情卢，因为可能他单单因为迷茫的面部表情就会得到一些不公的评价。

[–]KangarooOverlord 297 指標 1 天前

He doesn’t look like he is confused to me, he always looks like he is desperately searching for a toilet.

对我而言，他看起来并不是困惑，他看起来总像是在急着找厕所。

[–]Knicks BandwagonBird_and_Dog 130 指標 1 天前

... to breathe from, because he is a walking goldfish.

找厕所是为了呼吸，因为他是一条行走的金鱼。

[–]Cavaliers BandwagonHawkize31 997 指標 1 天前

When Lebron was a kid I imagine the plays were something like:

PG: get the ball to Lebron

SG: get the ball to Lebron

SF: get the ball to Lebron

PF: get the ball to Lebron

C: get the ball to Lebron

当勒布朗还是个孩子的时候，我能想象比赛会是像这样：

控卫：把球给勒布朗

分位：把球给勒布朗

小前：把球给勒布朗

大前：把球给勒布朗

中锋：把球给勒布朗

[–][GSW] Patrick McCawPandasadnap 3037 指標 1 天前

"For some strange reason, I am a basketball super genius. It is very odd that I'm this smart, even as a super intelligent being it doesn't make sense to me."

“由于一些奇怪的原因，我是一个超级篮球天才。很奇怪我居然是如此的聪明，我智商这么高的人也不明白自己为什么这么聪明。”

[–]Dirk_issa_fair_god 1137 指標 1 天前

BBIQ

最高篮球智商。

[–]Spurs Bandwagongrungygarcia 302 指標 1 天前

only real hoopers know what bbiq stands for

只有真正的虎扑JRs才知道BBIQ是什么意思。

[–]Knicksvividsang 416 指標 1 天前

barbecue chicken ernie

（这些对我来说）真是小菜一碟呀，厄尼儿……[译注1]

[译注1]奥尼尔主持节目时经常他对搭档说的一句话口头禅。

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 925 指標 1 天前

To be fair, you have to have a very high BBIQ to understand Pick and Rolls. The spacing is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of ball movement most of the plays will go over a typical player's head. There’s also the roll man's screen-setting, which is deftly woven into his position - his assignment in the scheme draws heavily from the Donnieball Mavs, for instance.

坦白说，你得有很高的篮球智商才能够理解挡拆配合。场上的空间是极其微妙的，没有对传球的精准理解和判断的话，一个普通球员会很容易忘记大部分战术。还有就是，挡拆人设立掩护是对于位置的选择非常精妙，比方说，挡拆人在做挡时会充分借鉴小牛教练唐-尼尔森的打法。

The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these plays, to realise that they’re not just good- they say something deep about BASKETBALL. As a consequence people who dislike the Pick & Roll truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the aggressiveness in the Pick & Roll's existential catchphrase “Seven Seconds or Less,” which itself is a cryptic reference to the Phoenician epic Amare, Nash, and Suns. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Mike D'Antoni's genius playcalling unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Steve Nash tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only.

球迷们能够理解这些，他们有这个智商来欣赏这些球打得多么好，去认识到场上的球员不仅仅是优秀而已，他们会分析更深层次的东西。所以，那些不喜欢挡拆的球迷就是傻子，当然他们也不会去欣赏这样的表演。好比，他们可能就欣赏不了“7秒或更少”。这个朗朗上口的名词本身就是把太阳小球时代（纳什+小斯）把挡拆发挥到淋漓尽致的一个战术。当我想到有一个愚蠢的傻瓜在电视机前，挠着头对迈克-德安东尼尽情施展的天才战术感到困惑时，我就觉得好笑。这是多么傻啊，我真是同情他们。

哦，对了，顺便说一下，我确实有一个纳什的纹身，但你们就别想看了，（特殊位置）只供女士欣赏。[译注2]

[译注2]reddit著名【复制-修改-粘贴】段子，出自热门动画rick and morty的一位狂热、很有优越感的粉丝。此剧现在堪称美国最热动画，但很多剧迷的过度解读和蜜汁优越感招来了很多人的讽刺。上文便是对一个rick and morty“大师"分析的加工处理。

[–][PHI] Dario Saricirishfreak6 368 指標 1 天前

LeBoast

勒吹牛！

[–]TimberwolvesMillionmario 167 指標 1 天前

LeBloviate

勒演说家！

[–]leokaw 71 指標 1 天前*

LePride

勒骄傲！

[–]NBAYourMajesty90 221 指標 1 天前

Crazy thing is: he's not even exaggerating.

最夸张的就是詹姆斯甚至都没有夸张。

[–]RaptorsPurplePupilEater 97 指標 1 天前

I know...the dude is so smart it's insane.

我知道...这家伙真是太聪明了，聪明地令人难以置信。

[–]NBAYourMajesty90 180 指標 1 天前

He has an advantage over everyone else though. His memory is incredible. Don't know what it's called exactly(not photographic memory), but he remembers almost every thing he sees. He can remember obscure plays from 5 years ago during a random reg season game: he's demonstrated that.

You really could convince me that LeBron James was designed in a lab by the basketball gods.

勒布朗有一个超越其他所有人的优势。他的记忆力是不可思议的，我不知道这个准确叫什么（不是“过目不忘），但是他几乎记得他看到的每一个东西。他展现了这样的能力：他可以记得5年前在一场常规赛里那些模糊不清的战术。

你们要是告诉我勒布朗是在实验室中被篮球之神设计出来的，我也信。

[–]CavaliersFarSightXR-20 203 指標 1 天前

What lebron is really saying is that he knows when all of his other teammates are fucking up the plays.

LeTranslation

勒布朗真正想要表达的：队友们，你们乱跑战术的时候我心里是有B数的。——勒翻译。

[–]Cavaliersblessedapple 368 指標 1 天前

Is 5 LeBrons on one team, the greatest starting 5 of all time?

如果5个勒布朗在一支球队，这会是史上最好的5个首发？

[–][CLE] Kevin Lovequentin-coldwater 508 指標 1 天前

Yes and it's not really close.

没错，没有任何争议。

[–]RaptorsGoatfacedwanderer 288 指標 1 天前

This is a weirdly compelling argument for LeBron being the GOAT

詹姆斯竞争历史第一人的论据。竟然出奇地有说服力。

[–][TOR] Jose Calderondeadskin 504 指標 1 天前

You can't surprise LeBron anymore. His intellect has caught up with his athletic ability. He coaches his teammates. He calls out our plays. He's so ahead of the game, it's not even funny.

猛龙球迷：现在根本没人能惊到詹姆斯。他的智商已经追平了他的运动能力。他在执教他的队友们，他喊得出我们的战术。他在这项运动中是如此超前，这特么可一点也不好玩啊！[译注3]

[译注3]猛龙教练凯西的原话。

[–]WizardsRPDC01 947 指標 1 天前

Reminder that LeBron broke the Raptors' Simulator

In decades of following the NBA, that's my single favorite anecdote. LeBron's basketball IQ is so unfathomably high, that he was able to anticipate faster than a computer simulation of the perfect NBA player.

Honestly, part of me hates LeBron, and hates all of us, for not having LeBron father at least 20,000 children by now. You want America to get its 'competitive advantage' back? Get the man who's basically a hybrid of Einstein and Wilt Chamberlain to pull a Ghenghis Khan for the betterment of humanity.

这让我想起了勒布朗当年打败了猛龙的计算机模拟器[译注4]。

在我看NBA的这几十年里，这是我最爱的传奇轶事 。勒布朗的篮球智商实在是无法估量的高，他能够比一台计算机模拟出来的完美NBA球员运转地更快。

老实说，我有一些恨勒布朗，恨我们所有人，恨我们没逼迫詹姆斯至少生2万个孩子。你想要美国能够夺回“竞争优势”吗？让这个几乎是阿尔伯特-爱因斯坦和威尔特-张伯伦的合体像成吉思汗一样挥鞭策马推动人类前进的贡献吧。

[译注4] 根据Deadspin记者Tom Ley在2013年3月19日的一篇报道，计算机对一场篮球比赛的模拟中，勒布朗-詹姆斯打出了比电脑模拟出的场上最佳防守球员更好的防守表现。链接戳我

[–]CelticsEasily_Baked 336 指標 1 天前

LePopulate

勒人口制造机

[–][BOS] Kevin GarnettMarkHoppusJr 359 指標 1 天前

I've always wondered how much Lebron's sperm would cost if he were to sell it.

我总是在想，如果勒布朗愿意卖掉他的精子的话，可以卖多少钱。

[–][BOS] Kevin McHaleWhoBeThatOne 828 指標 1 天前

that's a really weird thing to always wonder.

老哥你的关注点挺步行街。