詹姆斯向儿子的球队解释牺牲的重要性：“有一些极为出色的球员都打过替补。那并不意味着你很差劲。他们只是在承担一定的角色。如果你不想承担角色，那就去打网球或者高尔夫吧。因为你可以想特么干什么就干什么。”

LeBron explaining the importance of sacrifice to his son's team: "Some of the best players to ever play the game came off the bench. That don't mean you ain't good. They're just playing a role. If you don't want a role, play tennis or play golf. Cuz then you can do whatever the fuck you wanna do."

视频链接：詹姆斯给小球员们解释牺牲的重要性>>http://t.cn/ReeroCE

[–]HornetsIamOlderthanMe 1718 指標 10小時前*

He is practicing for when he coaches the Lakers kids.

詹姆斯这是为执教湖人那帮小伙子彩排呢。

[–]urteck 133 指標 4小時前

First day of Lakers practice, Lebron will just play this video

湖人训练首日，詹姆斯直接循环播放这段视频。

[–]RocketsSuperawesomecoolman 1322 指標 11小時前

Did Melo see this?

火箭球迷：甜瓜看过这段么？

[–]NuggetsChornimazov 192 指標 9小時前

This is the speech Lebron gave Melo before he told him he can't be on the banana boat because someone has to take the picture.

在上香蕉船前，勒布朗就给甜瓜来了这么一段，告诉甜瓜他不能上香蕉船，因为总得有人去照相啊。

[–][OKC] Terrance Fergusoncaptainsausagetits 323 指標 10小時前

雷霆球迷：

[–]CelticsITsLoverBoy 385 指標 10小時前

Stay Me7o

瓜依然甜。

[–]Celticsjaylen_browns_beard 1299 指標 11小時前

“The type of shit that make em call you Carmelo” — Lil Wayne

“这样的风格让人称你为卡梅罗”——Lil Wayne[译注1]

[译注1]：出自T.I.、Jay-Z、Kanye West以及Lil Wayne共同合作的作品《Swagga Like Us》。

[–]Huckleberry_Sin 619 指標 10小時前

Ayyyy P they said I gotta play golf

“哎诶诶，泡椒，他们说我得打高尔夫了。”[译注2]

[–]NBAzxc123zxc123 193 指標 9小時前

Ayyyy P they said I gotta play tennis

“哎诶诶，泡椒，他们说我得打网球了。”[译注2]

[译注2]赛季初，安东尼在新闻发布会上曾对记者抛出的关于打替补的问题不屑一顾：“嘿泡椒！他们说我得打替补！”

[–]Lakers9D_Chess 6124 指標 10小時前

Someone needs to edit this and have the camera pan over to a clip of Melo just shaking his head like nah uh, or him lookin like he did on that plane when Kyrie and Jimmy were singing

湖人球迷：哪位老哥能把这段视频编辑一下，将画面切换成安东尼不断摇头，像是在说“你可拉倒吧”的场景，或者像是欧文和巴特勒在飞机上唱歌时甜瓜的表情一样。[译注3]

[译注3]视频链接：欧文、巴特勒美国男篮专机上一展歌喉>>

[–]IT-3[S] 2026 指標 9小時前

Here's my version

这是我剪辑的版本。

视频链接：美国JR恶搞詹姆斯讲话之安东尼版>>

[–]CavaliersAminElHassavag 392 指標 9小時前

Hahaha that ending

噗哈哈哈结尾简直了！

[–]NBAWhatAGeee 862 指標 10小時前

Hahah... AYY P

哈哈哈……哎诶诶，泡椒，

[–]giletbet 295 指標 10小時前

They

他们

[–]Vancouver GrizzliesIamSkywalking 250 指標 10小時前

Say

说

[–]OfficeBurnerAccount 237 指標 9小時前

I

我

[–][LAL] Kobe Bryantnini1423 232 指標 9小時前

Gotta

得

[–]HeatEthanV25 230 指標 9小時前

Come

打

[–]Rocketsharsh389 228 指標 9小時前

Off

替

[–]NBAdibbokhan123 231 指標 9小時前

The

补

[–]Warriorsoutofnowhere_ 263 指標 9小時前

Bench

了。

[–]Nomad_From_The_Horn 2418 指標 10小時前

Those kids are so lucky

这些小孩儿真幸运啊。

[–][TOR] Pops Mensah-BonsuSaprano44 1476 指標 10小時前

Honestly, getting to know Lebron on a first name basis and balling out with his son.

可不是么，跟詹姆斯熟到能直呼其名，还跟他的儿子一块儿赢球。

[–]WarriorsMacDerfus 674 指標 9小時前

He's a first name kind of person though. I don't see people calling him "Mr. James"

勇士球迷：不过他本来就属于那种要直呼其名的人啊（勒布朗）。我还没见过有人叫他“詹姆斯先生”呢。

[–]Warriorsowlbi 910 指標 9小時前

He's definitely a "Mr. LeBron" to those kids

勇士球迷：那些孩子们肯定叫他“勒布朗先生”。

[–]AaronBrownell 263 指標 9小時前

Mr. Chosen One

天选之子先生。

[–]Warriorsowlbi 176 指標 9小時前

Mr. LeChosen LeKing

詹氏龙脉先生。

[–]76erskotkaiser 219 指標 9小時前

I would call him Mr. James. I'm a gentleman of class.

Jk lol, I would glance at him awkwardly and probably faint.

我会称呼他詹姆斯先生的。我可是有风度的绅士呀。

哈哈，开个玩笑，我会局促地偷看他，可能直接吓晕过去吧。

[–]LakersTheMurkyMerc 141 指標 9小時前

Most of this sub would wilt like daisies in the summer in his presence.

湖人球迷：话题区里的大部分人在詹姆斯面前都会夏日里的雏菊那般畏缩了吧。

[–]LakersZannX 158 指標 9小時前

The kid with Lebron's arm around him. Damn, I wouldn't shower for a week and let the greatness soak into my bones.

湖人球迷：有个小孩儿被詹姆斯的胳膊搂着呢。亲娘嘞，要是我的话，我一周都不会洗澡，让伟大浸入到我的骨髓深处。

[–]Spurs Bandwagonthisguy012 156 指標 8小時前

bro why your left shoulder swole af now?

“老哥，为啥你的左肩现在这么特么壮啊？”

[–]RocketsMisterPhamtastic 768 指標 10小時前

I want LeBron's arm on my shoulder like that White kid :(

I feel LeBron would just carry all of my burdens on his own back the way he carried Cleveland

我也想像那个白人小孩儿一样，让詹姆斯的胳膊搭在我肩上。:(

我觉得他会像带领骑士那样，把我所有的担子都扛到他的背上。

[–]RaptorsIWantRaceCar 408 指標 10小時前

Are you okay brother?

你还好么大兄弟？

[–]Kingsdaddydunc 239 指標 9小時前

Are any of us?

有一个算一个，咱们这些JR里面有人过得还好吗？

[–]staywoke47 126 指標 9小時前

No

[–][MEM] Shane Battiermaterics 197 指標 10小時前

That white kid is gonna boom on LeBron in 6 years.

那个白人小孩儿在6年内会咣叽炸詹姆斯一下的。

[–][CHI] Michael JordanSuburbanLegend 1575 指標 10小時前

I wonder if there was some particular reason he's saying this, like if there's a kid who wasn't playing and was upset and now is cringing in that huddle like "fuuuuck LeBron is mad at me" hahah

我在想，詹姆斯这么说是不是有什么特别的原因，比如是不是有个小孩儿没有出场时间，非常难过，然后在这个围圈训话的仪式里尴尬得不行“我艹艹艹艹，詹姆斯生我气了”，哈哈。

[–]Celticsa_blue_ducks 518 指標 9小時前

You would probably just be able to see disappointment in their eyes when they found out. I felt pretty sad the first time I was on a team and didn't start but I didn't say shit.

当孩子们发现这场比赛自己没出场时间时，你可以直接从他们的眼神里发现落寞之情。我第一次随队比赛但没能首发的时候特别特别难过，但是我并没有放什么不该放的屁。

[–]njl4515 278 指標 9小時前

I was happy to MAKE the team. I didn't play half of my HS games.

光是入选球队我就已经很开心了。我一半的高中比赛都没得到出场时间。

[–]WhyAmIStillOnline 160 指標 8小時前

I got to play the first game and I airballed three three-pointers AND a wide open layup. And keep in mind I was a white kid playing in a predominantly black school, so the crowd went to town on me. Brutal memories, they are.

我首场比赛获得了出场时间，但投了三个三分三不沾，而且，还上丢了一个空篮。要知道我可是在一所以黑人为主的学校打球的白人小孩啊！所以观众那是一通给我喝倒彩啊。他们是我脑海中一段残酷的回忆。

[–][DAL] Nick Van Exelglansberg_stephen 757 指標 11小時前

Coach LeBron... Can't wait!

等不及看詹教练的表现了！

[–]Kingsdaddydunc 895 指標 9小時前

"Are you fucking kidding me guys?"

rips off break-away suit and checks himself into the game

“你们是特么跟我逗着玩呢吗？！”

话音未落，詹姆斯扯掉了身上的秒脱衣，直接上场比赛了。

[–][MIN] Andrew WigginsFermorian 289 指標 9小時前*

Pulling a Bill Russell, eh? It's crazy to me to that people don't realize his 10th and 11th rings were with him as a player-head coach.

看来是学习比尔-拉塞尔喽？大伙儿都没意识到拉塞尔拿到第11和第12枚戒指时是球员兼教练啊，太不可思议了。

[–]LakersNotclevr 172 指標 8小時前

$25k bonus for coaching! He got paid more than the entire roster of most of the seven teams he was competing against (most of whom weren't even really trying to win, just survive and make money).

湖人球迷：拉塞尔执教还多拿了25000美元奖金呢！那会联盟就七个对手球队，拉塞尔比大部分球队所有球员加起来挣得还多（他们大部分人并没有真的在试着赢球，只是为了生存，挣钱糊口）。

There's no comparison to today. It'd be like if a bunch of Silicon Valley types owned a team and paid a bunch of All-Stars way above the salary cap under the table in crypto and won every year.

当初和现在的状况没有可比性。放到现在打比方的话，就好比说一群硅谷精英买了一支球队，然后撸来一大帮全明星球员，在私底下搞阴阳合同弄了一大笔数字加密货币偷偷付给他们，实际上超出工资帽很多，然后年年总冠军。

[–]rdubois34 222 指標 8小時前

Oh the warriors then?

这不就是勇士么？

[–]Hornetsskepticdoubt 2682 指標 11小時前

Lebron dont need to be cursing at them kids, i thought he was a good human for building the school but this is too far and SICKENING

詹姆斯不该对那些孩子说脏话的！建学校那件事本来让我觉得他是个好人，但是这事儿太过火了，太让人讨，厌，了！