我看错你了，没想到你是这样的段子手。

I was wrong about you. It didn't occur to me that you are a punster.

直译：Why don't you fly up to the sky！

意译：Who do you think you are？！

Whenever you disagree with each other...

The slightest disagreement leads to...

有没有被这个表达刷屏？现在的年轻人，一言不合就刷“一言不合”……

流行例句：

（1）一言不合就斗舞。

Whenever you disagree with each other, you solve it by dancing.

（2）一言不合就自拍。

Whenever you disagree with each other, you take selfies.

（1）games / tricks

对某人“耍花招”，把某人给“玩儿了”如：
play games with somebody

play tricks on somebody

（2）trap/setup

trap和setup都作为名词，表示“陷阱”，即“套路”“。如：
Don't buy his words. You will fall into his trap.

别信他的话，都特么是套路。

流行例句：

（1）多一点真诚，少一点套路。

Show more sincerity, play less tricks/setups.

（2）套路玩得深，谁把谁当真。

You are so good at playing tricks; let's play together.

（3）我走过最远的路，就是你的套路。

The longest road I've taken, is the tricky way you set me up.

wuli宋仲基欧巴凭借剧中花式“撩妹”的技能，成为了不少人心目中的“老公”。

所以“撩妹”到底咋说，可以有以下几种“套路”：

（1） flirt with

与...调情，挑逗...

如：Stop flirting with me, if you have no intention to marry me.
不娶何撩！

Flirt还可做名词，指“调情高手”，如：

She is a real flirt.

她是一个情场高手。

（2） hit on sb

挑逗、调情、搭讪

所以，撩妹是hit on a girl，撩汉子就是hit on a guy。如：

How do you guys deal with it when other guys hit on your girl? I am usually at a loss of what to do when this occurs at parties.

你们碰到有人撩自己的女票都怎么办？我在派对上遇到这种事总是不知道该咋办。

（3） pick up

Pick up有很多种含义，在男女搞对象的语境下，指成功勾搭上一个异性。如：

The best lines to pick up the guy or girl of your dreams.

这些最佳搭讪语，帮你把到梦中男神/女神。

pick-up lines就是搭讪语。

（4）chat up 搭讪

如：Song Joong Ki was trying to chat me up last night.

宋仲基昨晚上找我搭讪来着。

Chat-up lines也是搭讪语。

漫画师喃东尼创作了“友谊的小船说翻就翻”（"friend ship" sinks）系列漫画，走红社交媒体。Friend ship友谊一词本来就是：friend（朋友的）ship（船），也有网友机智地音译为“翻的ship”。

后来延伸出了各种“翻船体”：

（1）爱情版：友谊的小船说翻就翻，爱情的巨轮说沉就沉。

The ship of friendship sinks easily, so does the ship of love.

（2）亲情版：友谊的小船说翻就翻，亲情的火苗说灭就灭。

The ship of friendship sinks easily, while the flame of family love goes out swiftly.

（3）月光版：友谊的小船说翻就翻，刚发的工资说没就没。

The ship of friendship sinks easily, while the salary runs out quickly.

（4）吃货版：友谊的小船说翻就翻，刚吃的晚饭说饿就饿。

The ship of friendship sinks easily, and a foodie gets hungry as soon as supper is consumed.

My heart hurts but I am not going to let you know.

最早流行起来的“吓死宝宝了！”（直译：Baby is freaked out！），有一说是源自“跑男”里的王宝强。

"吓死宝宝了"还能这样说——

（1）I am freaked out！

（2）You scared me！

（3）I am frightened out of my wits！

（4）You did give me a good scare！

现在宝宝早已成为老少咸宜的自称……

（1）我还是个宝宝！

I am still an innocent baby.

（2）宝宝心里苦，可还要保持微笑。

Baby's heart hurts but baby has to keep smiling.

（3）宝宝晕倒了，要抱抱才能起。

Baby have has passed out, and baby can not wake up / stand up / recover without a hug.

（4）宝宝不开心，要亲亲才能好。

Baby is unhappy, baby wants a kiss.