首先,你加购物车了吗?
Fabolous - Throw It in the Bag
其实跟对了人,双十一天天都过,不是吗?
Fabolous这位来自布鲁克林的rapper就对他的妞儿说:
"You wit the right man (跟哥真是跟对了)
You aint gotta price scan, or ask how much (别查价格,别问多少)
Just throw it in the bag (丢购物袋就行)"
绝对是实力泡妞高手。
De la Soul - Shopping Bags (She Got From You)
但是纽约来的嘻哈三人组De la Soul看不下去了,说,大哥,您给这妞儿买那么多大牌儿
“Manolo and Prada's her style
Louis, Burberry by the pile”
丫天天和野鸡一样到处走
"The avenue like her catwalk"
您就别傻X浪费时间了行吗,再买她也不会让你XX的,哈哈哈哈
“What you need is to end it, cause you give the dough
But get no ass back in return (HA, HA HA)
Stay laughin, straight at you dog
Best believe, you wastin time”
但其实我觉得,这哥其实是钱没砸够。
听听这妞儿怎么说的:
Madonna - Material Girl
这些物质女孩儿们都说,这些男孩儿再好,再求我,也没用。Mr. Right永远是拥有最多最硬的钱的那位:
They can beg and they can plead
But they can't see the light, that's right
'Cause the boy with the cold hard cash
Is always Mister Right,
人家其实说的也挺有道理的,这是一个物质的世界,我就是一个物质女孩儿啊:
'Cause we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
You know that we are living in a material world
And I am a material girl
还挺马克思唯物主义的。
画风一转,我们谈一下买鞋子(其实是实在没歌曲可以接下去了)。相信无论男生女生购物狂抖爱买鞋子,女生可能是高跟鞋,男生是球鞋,比如我家里就有大概100双的Vans.
基本每双都长这样:
来自苏格兰的创作歌手Paolo Nutini这首歌我就很赞同:
Paolo Nutini - New Shoes
早上起来,怎么穿都不对,怎么着都不爽,突然间穿上新鞋,啥都对了...
Hey, I put some new shoes on,
And suddenly everything is right,
I said, hey, I put some new shoes on and everybody's smiling, (看谁都开心)
It's so inviting,
Oh, short on money,
But long on time, (老子没钱,但有时间)
Slowly strolling in the sweet sunshine,
And I'm running late,
And I don't need an excuse,
'Cause I'm wearing my brand new shoes. (去哪儿都不急,爷就想慢慢走, 因为老子穿了新鞋)
有点三里屯脏街屌丝老外的感觉。
其实我也是穷啊。在这个双十一,你要买不起,你还是可以哭穷的,谁知道呢,说不定你就被包养了,(或者是购物车里的优衣库一件49元的T就被清空了)。
ABBA - Money, Money, Money
ABBA这个吊有钱人的歌写的多好啊:
I work all night, I work all day,
to pay the bills I have to pay Ain't it sad
And still there never seems to be
a single penny left for me
That's too bad (穷,苦,一分钱没存下)
In my dreams I have a plan I
f I got me a wealthy man I wouldn't have to work at all,
I'd fool around and have a ball (但是我还是幻想被包养,不工作,天天派对)
嗯,应该挺清楚的,你的目标有钱人应该是听的懂得,如果你发到朋友圈。
啊!怎么能忘了说唱二人组Macklemore & Ryan Lewis的建议!没钱啊?!咱去二手店啊!(我并没有想说闲鱼,谢谢)
Macklemore & Ryan Lewis - Thrift Shop
佩服这位小哥能把20美元花的那么嗨,简直比Fabolous的随便丢袋儿里还爽(好吧,这首歌也是有些讽刺一般的rappers大歌颂拜金主义的):
Dressed in all pink, 'cept my gator shoes those are green
Draped in a leopard mink, girls standin' next to me (老子穿粉的,鞋绿的,加上豹纹,旁边女孩儿满脸WTF)
Probably shoulda washed this, smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Pissssssssss (靠,也太臭了,都没洗吗?为什么R Kelly要中枪??!!
But shit it was ninety nine cents (bag it) (但是卧槽,才99美分,仍袋儿里)
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其实买来买去,到底好嘛,亲?消费者仿佛快乐但痛苦着,商家更是别说了,双十一最辛苦还不赚钱,收益的不就是只有最近和王菲合唱的那位哥吗?
所以,我们是不是应该,停一下,关掉手中的APPs, 为我们现在已经有的感恩呢?
Massive Attack - Be Thankful for What You've Got
这首翻唱自William DeVaughn的一首歌,唱出了其实这篇文章的中心思想:
"Though you may not drive a great big cadillac
Diamonds in the back, sunroof top...
You may not have a car at all (虽然你没有大凯迪拉克,没有钻石,没有阳光房,可能连车都没有...)
But just remember brothers and sisters (兄弟姐妹们,别忘了)
You can still stand tall
Just be thankful for what you've got (你还是可以为你有的来感恩)"
所以在这个双十一的日子里,大家,三思啊!
(好了,哥要去抢哥用了三天才搞懂的天猫优惠券了。拜拜。)