缺席春晚!冯巩的真实身份曝光,国人彻底震惊!

缺席春晚!冯巩的真实身份曝光,国人彻底震惊!

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When Paul Jobs was mustered out of the Coast Guard after World War II, he made a wager with his crewmates. They had arrived in San Francisco, where their ship was decommissioned, and Paul bet that he would find himself a wife within two weeks. He was a taut, tattooed engine mechanic, six feet tall, with a passing resemblance to James Dean. But it wasn’t his looks that got him a date with Clara Hagopian, a sweet-humored daughter of Armenian immigrants. It was the fact that he and his friends had a car, unlike the group she had originally planned to go out with that evening. Ten days later, in March 1946, Paul got engaged to Clara and won his wager. It would turn out to be a happy marriage, one that lasted until death parted them more than forty years later. 51. A smile is the shortest distance between two people. 微笑是人与人之间最短的距离。 52. Do or do not. There is no try. 要么做,要么滚!没有试试看这一说。 53. Courage is being afraid but going on anyhow. 勇气就是虽感恐惧,但仍会前行。 54. A man can be destroyed but not defeated. 人可以被毁灭,但不可以被打败。 55. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery while on a detour. 真正快乐的人是那种在走弯路时也不忘享受风景的人。 56. No dream is too big, and no dreamer is too small. 梦想再大也不嫌大,追梦的人再小也不嫌小。 57. It doesn t matter how many times you fail. What matters is how many times you stand up and try again. 失败多少次不重要,重要的是你能重新站起来多少次,并且继续前行。 58. Silence is the most powerful cry. 沉默是最有力的呐喊。《美丽人生》 59. A little consideration, a little thought for others makes all the difference. 一点点体贴,一点点为他人着想,会让一切都不一样。 60. Stop waiting for things to happen.Go out and make them happen. 别指望事情会自然发生,行动起来,让它们变成可能! 61. Don t look forward to tomorrow, don t miss yesterday, to grasp today. 不憧憬明天,不留念昨天,只把握今天。 62. Now we don t call it alive. It s just not to die. 我们现在不叫活着,这只是没有死去。《疯狂原始人》 63. You can change your life if you want to. Sometimes you have to be hard on yourself, but you can change it completely. 有志者事竟成。有时虽劳其筋骨,但命运可以彻底改变。《唐顿庄园》 64. Time will bring a surprise, if you believe. 时间会带来惊喜,如果你相信的话。《浮生物语》 65. What others think is not important . How you feel about yourself is all that matters. 别人怎么想并不重要,你怎么看自己才是关键。 66. Don t cry because it is over,smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣,微笑吧,因为你曾经拥有。 67. Tomorrow is never clear. Our time is here. 明天是未知的,我们还是享受此刻吧!《摇滚夏令营》 68. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. 生活要么大胆尝试,要么什么都不是。 69. Pursue excellence and success will follow. 追求卓越,成功自然来。《三傻大闹宝莱坞》 70. Climb mountains not so the world can see you, but so you can see the world. 爬上山顶并不是为了让全世界看到你,而是让你看到整个世界。 71. Every step towards your dream today is a step away from your regret tomorrow. 今日为梦想所付出的每一份努力都会减少明日的一份后悔。 72. It s never too late to be what you might have been. 勇敢做自己,永远都不迟。(乔治·艾略特) 73. It s time to start living the life you ve imagined. 是时候开始过自己想要的生活了! 95. How can men succumb to force? 男人怎么能屈服于“武力”之下?《海贼王》 96. Life is like live TV show. There is no rehearsal. 人生没有彩排,只有现场直播。 97. Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they remember the woman. 穿着破旧,人们记住衣服;穿着无瑕,人们则记住衣服里的女人。(Coco Chanel) 98. Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一件好事,也许是人间至善,而美好的事永不消逝。《肖申克的救赎》 99. There are so many beautiful reasons to be happy. 有太多太多美好的理由让你笑对生活。 100. Where the more different you are, the better. 你们之间越是不同,越好。(Glee) 101. I m only brave when I have to be. Being brave doesn t mean you go looking for trouble. 我只在必要时才勇敢,勇敢并不代表你要到处闯祸。《狮子王》 102. Behind every successful man there s a lot of unsuccessful years. 每个牛B的成功者都经历过苦B的岁月。(鲍博.布朗) 103. If you want something done, do it yourself. 靠谁都不如靠自己。《第五元素》 104. Life is a wonderful journey. Make it your journey and not someone else s. 生命是一段精彩旅程,要活的有自己的样子,而不是别人的影子。 105. No matter how many mistakes you make or how slowly you progress, you are already ahead of those who never tried. 无论你犯了多少错,或者进步得有多慢,你都走在了那些不曾尝试的人的前面。 106. Some things are so important that they force us to overcome our fears. 总有些更重要的事情,赋予我们打败恐惧的勇气。 107. Say to yourself: "No matter how many obstacles I encounter in life, I will do all that I can to complete the whole course." 请对自己说:无论生活之路上会遇到多少障碍,我会竭尽所能地跑完这一程。 108. No cross, no crown. 不经历风雨,怎么见彩虹。 109. Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value. 与其努力成功,不如努力成为有价值的人。(爱因斯坦) 110. Remember when life s path is steep to keep your mind even. 记住:当人生很苦逼的时候,你要保持淡定。 111. If you re brave enough to say GOODBYE, life will reward you with a new HELLO. 只要你勇敢地说出再见,生活一定会给你一个新的开始。 112. Sometimes the right path is not the easiest one. 对的那条路,往往不是最好走的。 113. Just trust yourself, then you will know how to live. 只要相信自己,你就会懂得如何去生活。 114. In life it s not where you go. It s who you travel with. 生命中,重要的不是你去哪里,而是与谁同行。 115. Life is like a rainbow. You don t always know what s on the other side, but you know it s there. 生活像一道彩虹,你不知道另一端通向哪里,但你会知道,它总是在那里。 116. When the world says,"Give up!"Hope whispers,"Try it one more time." 当全世界都在说“放弃”的时候,希望却在耳边轻轻地说:“再试一次吧”! 117. I don t care about other questions and I just try to be myself. 我不在乎别人的质疑,我只会做好自己。 118. Attempt doesn t necessarily bring success, but giving up definitely leads to failure. 努力不一定成功,但放弃一定失败! 119. The best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today. 对明天最好的准备就是今天做到最好。 120. You are already naked. There is no reason not to follow your heart. 你已经一无所有,没有什么道理不顺心而为。(乔布斯) 121. Life is a journey, one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side. 人生是一场旅程,我们最好结伴同行。 122. Sometimes you have to fall before you can fly. 有时候,你得先跌下去,才能飞起来。 123. If you are able to appreciate beauty in the ordinary, your life will be more vibrant. 如果你擅于欣赏平凡中的美好,你的生活会更加多姿多彩。 124. Be who you are, and never ever apologize for that! 坚持做自己,并永远不要为此而后悔! 125. Consider the bad times as down payment for the good times. Hang in there. 把苦日子当做好日子的首付,坚持就是胜利! 126. Do not pray for easy lives, pray to be stronger. 与其祈求生活平淡点,还不如祈求自己强大点。 127. Everybody can fly without wings when they hold on to their dreams. 坚持自己的梦想,即使没有翅膀也能飞翔。 128. There is no such thing as a great talent without great will power. 没有伟大的意志力,便没有雄才大略。 129. You can t change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it. 境遇难以改变,你能改变的唯有面对它时的态度。 130. Whatever is worth doing at all is worth doing well. 凡是值得做的事,就值得做好。 131. Perfection is not just about control.It s also about letting go. 完美不仅在于控制,也在于释放。 《黑天鹅》 132. Dream is what makes you happy, even when you are just trying. 梦想就是一种让你感到坚持就是幸福的东西。 133. Never frown,because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 别愁眉不展,因为你不知道谁会爱上你的笑容。 134. It s easy once you know how. 一旦你明白,就会很简单。 135. In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different. 要做到不可替代,就要与众不同。 136. I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate. 宁愿失败地做你爱做的事情,也不要成功地做你恨做的事情。(George Burns) 137. Don t hide. Run! You ll make it to tomorrow. 别躲避,奔跑吧,你就会找到明天。 138. Life comes with many challenges.The ones that should not scare us are the ones we can take on and take control of. 生活充满了挑战,唯有勇敢面对并自我掌控,我们才能克服恐惧。(安吉丽娜·朱莉) 139. Life doesn t just happen to you; you receive everything in your life based on what you ve given. 一切发生在你身上的都不是碰巧。你获得什么,在于你付出了什么。 140.You are more beautiful than you think. 你,要比你想象的更美丽。 141. Throughout life s complications, you should maintain such a sense of elegance. 不管生活有多不容易,你都要守住自己的那一份优雅。 142. When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on so long in the first place. 每当你想要放弃的时候,就想想是为了什么才一路坚持到现在。 143. Enjoy your youth.You ll never be younger than you are at this very moment. 好好享受青春,你再也不会有哪个时刻会比此时更年轻了。 144. You d better bring, cause I ll bring every I ve got it. 你最好全神贯注,因为我定会全力以赴! 145. Take time to enjoy the simple things in life. 慢慢享受生活中的简单。 146. As long as you are still alive, you will definitely encounter the good things in life. 只要活着就一定会遇上好事。 147. Hold on, it gets better than you know. 挺住,事情会比你想像中要好! 148. If you are fine,the sun will always shine. 你若安好,便是晴天。 149. What doesn t kill you makes you stronger. 磨难会让你更强大。 150. Every life deserves our respect. 每一个生命都应该被尊重。 151. The best feeling in the world is when you know your heart is smiling. 世间最美好的感受,就是发现自己的心在笑。 152. Don t ever underestimate the heart of a champion. 永远不要低估一颗冠军的心。(Rudy Tomjanovich) 153. There is nothing permanent except change. 唯一不变的是变化。 154. The difference between successful persons and others is that they really act. 成功者和其他人最大的区别就是,他们真正动手去做了。 155. Don t follow the crowd, let the crowd follow you. 不要随波逐流,要引领潮流。(Margaret Thatcher) 156. People pay in advance for a coffee meant for someone who cannot afford a warm beverage. 人们提前买咖啡,让付不起的人享受温暖。 157. No one is born a genius.Just keep on doing what you like and that itself is a talent. 哪有什么天才!坚持做你喜欢的事情,这本身就是一种天赋。(大野智) 158. The world is a book, and those who do not travel read only one page. 世界是一本书,不旅行的人只读了其中一页。 159. You can create something more glorious than the championship. 你可以创造比冠军更荣耀的事。 160. You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 永远没有第二次机会,给人留下第一印象。 161. You can always be a worse version of "him", or better version of yourself. 你不是要做一个单纯优秀的人,而是要做一个不可替代的人。 162. Give every day the chance to become the most beautiful day of your life. 让每一天都有机会成为你人生中最美好的一天。 163. Honesty is the best policy. 做人以诚信为本。 164. To a crazy ship all winds are contrary. 对于一只漫无目标的船而言,任何方向的风都是逆风。 165. The outer world you see is a reflection of your inner self. 你看到什么样的世界,你就拥有什么样的内心。 166. Strike while the iron is hot. 趁热打铁。 167. Knowing what you cannot do is far more important than knowing what you are capable of. 知道自己不能做什么远比知道自己能做什么重要。 168. People cry, not because they re weak. It s because they ve been strong for too long. 哭泣,不代表脆弱,只因坚强了太久。 169. Don t let yesterday use up too much of today. 别留念昨天了,把握好今天吧。(Will Rogers) 170. If you are not brave enough, no one will back you up. 你不勇敢,没人替你坚强。 171. If you don t build your dream, someone will hire you to build theirs. 如果你没有梦想,那么你只能为别人的梦想打工。 172. Beauty is all around, if you just open your heart to see. 只要你给自己机会,你会发现你的世界可以很美丽。 173. The difference in winning and losing is most often...not quitting. 赢与输的差别通常是--不放弃。(华特·迪士尼) 174. I am ordinary yet unique. 我很平凡,但我独一无二。 175. I like people who make me laugh in spite of myself. 我喜欢那些让我笑起来的人,就算是我不想笑的时候。 176. Image a new story for your life and start living it. 为你的生命想一个全新剧本,并去倾情出演吧! 177. I d rather be a happy fool than a sad sage. 做个悲伤的智者,不如做个开心的傻子。 178. The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams. 未来属于那些相信梦想之美的人。(埃莉诺·罗斯福) 179. Even if you get no applause, you should accept a curtain call gracefully and appreciate your own efforts. 即使没有人为你鼓掌,也要优雅的谢幕,感谢自己的认真付出。 180. Don t let dream just be your dream. 别让梦想只停留在梦里。 181. A day without laughter is a day wasted. 没有笑声的一天是浪费了的一天。(卓别林) 182. Travel and see the world; afterwards, you will be able to put your concerns in perspective. 去旅行吧,见的世面多了,你会发现原来在意的那些结根本算不了什么。 183. The key to acquiring proficiency in any task is repetition. 任何事情成功关键都是熟能生巧。《生活大爆炸》 184. You can be happy no matter what. 开心一点吧,管它会怎样。 185. A good plan today is better than a perfect plan tomorrow. 今天的好计划胜过明天的完美计划。 186. Nothing is impossible, the word itself says  I m possible ! 一切皆有可能!“不可能”的意思是:“不,可能。”(奥黛丽·赫本) 187. Life isn t fair, but no matter your circumstances, you have to give it your all. 生活是不公平的,不管你的境遇如何,你只能全力以赴。 188. No matter how hard it is, just keep going because you only fail when you give up. 无论多么艰难,都要继续前进,因为只有你放弃的那一刻,你才输了。 189. It requires hard work to give off an appearance of effortlessness. 你必须十分努力,才能看起来毫不费力。 190. Life is like riding a bicycle.To keep your balance,you must keep moving. 人生就像骑单车,只有不断前进,才能保持平衡。(爱因斯坦) 191. Be thankful for what you have.You ll end up having more. 拥有一颗感恩的心,最终你会得到更多。 192. Beauty is how you feel inside, and it reflects in your eyes. 美是一种内心的感觉,并反映在你的眼睛里。(索菲亚·罗兰) 193. Friendship doubles your joys, and divides your sorrows. 朋友的作用,就是让你快乐加倍,痛苦减半。 194. When you long for something sincerely, the whole world will help you. 当你真心渴望某样东西时,整个宇宙都会来帮忙。 Paul Reinhold Jobs had been raised on a dairy farm in Germantown, Wisconsin. Even though his father was an alcoholic and sometimes abusive, Paul ended up with a gentle and calm disposition under his leathery exterior. After dropping out of high school, he wandered through the Midwest picking up work as a mechanic until, at age nineteen, he joined the Coast Guard, even though he didn’t know how to swim. He was deployed on the USS General M. C. Meigs and spent much of the war ferrying troops to Italy for General Patton. His talent as a machinist and fireman earned him commendations, but he occasionally found himself in minor trouble and never rose above the rank of seaman. Clara was born in New Jersey, where her parents had landed after fleeing the Turks in Armenia, and they moved to the Mission District of San Francisco when she was a child. She had a secret that she rarely mentioned to anyone: She had been married before, but her husband had been killed in the war. So when she met Paul Jobs on that first date, she was primed to start a new life. Like many who lived through the war, they had experienced enough excitement that, when it was over, they desired simply to settle down, raise a family, and lead a less eventful life. They had little money, so they moved to Wisconsin and lived with Paul’s parents for a few years, then headed for Indiana, where he got a job as a machinist for International Harvester. His passion was tinkering with old cars, and he made money in his spare time buying, restoring, and selling them. Eventually he quit his day job to become a full-time used car salesman. Clara, however, loved San Francisco, and in 1952 she convinced her husband to move back there. They got an apartment in the Sunset District facing the Pacific, just south of Golden Gate Park, and he took a job working for a finance company as a “repo man,” picking the locks of cars whose owners hadn’t paid their loans and repossessing them. He also bought, repaired, and sold some of the cars, making a decent enough living in the process. There was, however, something missing in their lives. They wanted children, but Clara had suffered an ectopic pregnancy, in which the fertilized egg was implanted in a fallopian tube rather than the uterus, and she had been unable to have any. So by 1955, after nine years of marriage, they were looking to adopt a child. Like Paul Jobs, Joanne Schieble was from a rural Wisconsin family of German heritage. Her father, Arthur Schieble, had immigrated to the outskirts of Green Bay, where he and his wife owned a mink farm and dabbled successfully in various other businesses, including real estate and photoengraving. He was very strict, especially regarding his daughter’s relationships, and he had strongly disapproved of her first love, an artist who was not a Catholic. Thus it was no surprise that he threatened to cut Joanne off completely when, as a graduate student at the University of Wisconsin, she fell in love with Abdulfattah “John” Jandali, a Muslim teaching assistant from Syria. Jandali was the youngest of nine children in a prominent Syrian family. His father owned oil refineries and multiple other businesses, with large holdings in Damascus and Homs, and at one point pretty much controlled the price of wheat in the region. His mother, he later said, was a “traditional Muslim woman” who was a “conservative, obedient housewife.” Like the Schieble family, the Jandalis put a premium on education. Abdulfattah was sent to a Jesuit boarding school, even though he was Muslim, and he got an undergraduate degree at the American University in Beirut before entering the University of Wisconsin to pursue a doctoral degree in political science. In the summer of 1954, Joanne went with Abdulfattah to Syria. They spent two months in Homs, where she learned from his family to cook Syrian dishes. When they returned to Wisconsin she discovered that she was pregnant. They were both twenty-three, but they decided not to get married. Her father was dying at the time, and he had threatened to disown her if she wed Abdulfattah. Nor was abortion an easy option in a small Catholic community. So in early 1955, Joanne traveled to San Francisco, where she was taken into the care of a kindly doctor who sheltered unwed mothers, delivered their babies, and quietly arranged closed adoptions. Joanne had one requirement: Her child must be adopted by college graduates. So the doctor arranged for the baby to be placed with a lawyer and his wife. But when a boy was born—on February 24, 1955—the designated couple decided that they wanted a girl and backed out. Thus it was that the boy became the son not of a lawyer but of a high school dropout with a passion for mechanics and his salt-of-the-earth wife who was working as a bookkeeper. Paul and Clara named their new baby Steven Paul Jobs. When Joanne found out that her baby had been placed with a couple who had not even graduated from high school, she refused to sign the adoption papers. The standoff lasted weeks, even after the baby had settled into the Jobs household. Eventually Joanne relented, with the stipulation that the couple promise—indeed sign a pledge—to fund a savings account to pay for the boy’s college education. There was another reason that Joanne was balky about signing the adoption papers. Her father was about to die, and she planned to marry Jandali soon after. She held out hope, she would later tell family members, sometimes tearing up at the memory, that once they were married, she could get their baby boy back. Arthur Schieble died in August 1955, after the adoption was finalized. Just after Christmas that year, Joanne and Abdulfattah were married in St. Philip the Apostle Catholic Church in Green Bay. He got his PhD in international politics the next year, and then they had another child, a girl named Mona. After she and Jandali divorced in 1962, Joanne embarked on a dreamy and peripatetic life that her daughter, who grew up to become the acclaimed novelist Mona Simpson, would capture in her book Anywhere but Here. Because Steve’s adoption had been closed, it would be twenty years before they would all find each other. Steve Jobs knew from an early age that he was adopted. “My parents were very open with me about that,” he recalled. He had a vivid memory of sitting on the lawn of his house, when he was six or seven years old, telling the girl who lived across the street. “So does that mean your real parents didn’t want you?” the girl asked. “Lightning bolts went off in my head,” according to Jobs. “I remember running into the house, crying. And my parents said, ‘No, you have to understand.’ They were very serious and looked me straight in the eye. They said, ‘We specifically picked you out.’ Both of my parents said that and repeated it slowly for me. And they put an emphasis on every word in that sentence.” Abandoned. Chosen. Special. Those concepts became part of who Jobs was and how he regarded himself. His closest friends think that the knowledge that he was given up at birth left some scars. “I think his desire for complete control of whatever he makes derives directly from his personality and the fact that he was abandoned at birth,” said one longtime colleague, Del Yocam. “He wants to control his environment, and he sees the product as an extension of himself.” Greg Calhoun, who became close to Jobs right after college, saw another effect. “Steve talked to me a lot about being abandoned and the pain that caused,” he said. “It made him independent. He followed the beat of a different drummer, and that came from being in a different world than he was born into.” Later in life, when he was the same age his biological father had been when he abandoned him, Jobs would father and abandon a child of his own. (He eventually took responsibility for her.) Chrisann Brennan, the mother of that child, said that being put up for adoption left Jobs “full of broken glass,” and it helps to explain some of his behavior. “He who is abandoned is an abandoner,” she said. Andy Hertzfeld, who worked with Jobs at Apple in the early 1980s, is among the few who remained close to both Brennan and Jobs. “The key question about Steve is why he can’t control himself at times from being so reflexively cruel and harmful to some people,” he said. “That goes back to being abandoned at birth. The real underlying problem was the theme of abandonment in Steve’s life.” Jobs dismissed this. “There’s some notion that because I was abandoned, I worked very hard so I could do well and make my parents wish they had me back, or some such nonsense, but that’s ridiculous,” he insisted. “Knowing I was adopted may have made me feel more independent, but I have never felt abandoned. I’ve always felt special. My parents made me feel special.” He would later bristle whenever anyone referred to Paul and Clara Jobs as his “adoptive” parents or implied that they were not his “real” parents. “They were my parents 1,000%,” he said. When speaking about his biological parents, on the other hand, he was curt: “They were my sperm and egg bank. That’s not harsh, it’s just the way it was, a sperm bank thing, nothing more.” Silicon Valley The childhood that Paul and Clara Jobs created for their new son was, in many ways, a stereotype of the late 1950s. When Steve was two they adopted a girl they named Patty, and three years later they moved to a tract house in the suburbs. The finance company where Paul worked as a repo man, CIT, had transferred him down to its Palo Alto office, but he could not afford to live there, so they landed in a subdivision in Mountain View, a less expensive town just to the south. There Paul tried to pass along his love of mechanics and cars. “Steve, this is your workbench now,” he said as he marked off a section of the table in their garage. Jobs remembered being impressed by his father’s focus on craftsmanship. “I thought my dad’s sense of design was pretty good,” he said, “because he knew how to build anything. If we needed a cabinet, he would build it. When he built our fence, he gave me a hammer so I could work with him.” Fifty years later the fence still surrounds the back and side yards of the house in Mountain View. As Jobs showed it off to me, he caressed the stockade panels and recalled a lesson that his father implanted deeply in him. It was important, his father said, to craft the backs of cabinets and fences properly, even though they were hidden. “He loved doing things right. He even cared about the look of the parts you couldn’t see.” His father continued to refurbish and resell used cars, and he festooned the garage with pictures of his favorites. He would point out the detailing of the design to his son: the lines, the vents, the chrome, the trim of the seats. After work each day, he would change into his dungarees and retreat to the garage, often with Steve tagging along. “I figured I could get him nailed down with a little mechanical ability, but he really wasn’t interested in getting his hands dirty,” Paul later recalled. “He never really cared too much about mechanical things.” “I wasn’t that into fixing cars,” Jobs admitted. “But I was eager to hang out with my dad.” Even as he was growing more aware that he had been adopted, he was becoming more attached to his father. One day when he was about eight, he discovered a photograph of his father from his time in the Coast Guard. “He’s in the engine room, and he’s got his shirt off and looks like James Dean. It was one of those Oh wow moments for a kid. Wow, oooh, my parents were actually once very young and really good-looking.” Through cars, his father gave Steve his first exposure to electronics. “My dad did not have a deep understanding of electronics, but he’d encountered it a lot in automobiles and other things he would fix. He showed me the rudiments of electronics, and I got very interested in that.” Even more interesting were the trips to scavenge for parts. “Every weekend, there’d be a junkyard trip. We’d be looking for a generator, a carburetor, all sorts of components.” He remembered watching his father negotiate at the counter. “He was a good bargainer, because he knew better than the guys at the counter what the parts should cost.” This helped fulfill the pledge his parents made when he was adopted. “My college fund came from my dad paying $50 for a Ford Falcon or some other beat-up car that didn’t run, working on it for a few weeks, and selling it for $250—and not telling the IRS.” The Jobses’ house and the others in their neighborhood were built by the real estate developer Joseph Eichler, whose company spawned more than eleven thousand homes in various California subdivisions between 1950 and 1974. Inspired by Frank Lloyd Wright’s vision of simple modern homes for the American “everyman,” Eichler built inexpensive houses that featured floor-to-ceiling glass walls, open floor plans, exposed post-and-beam construction, concrete slab floors, and lots of sliding glass doors. “Eichler did a great thing,” Jobs said on one of our walks around the neighborhood. “His houses were smart and cheap and good. They brought clean design and simple taste to lower-income people. They had awesome little features, like radiant heating in the floors. You put carpet on them, and we had nice toasty floors when we were kids.” Jobs said that his appreciation for Eichler homes instilled in him a passion for making nicely designed products for the mass market. “I love it when you can bring really great design and simple capability to something that doesn’t cost much,” he said as he pointed out the clean elegance of the houses. “It was the original vision for Apple. That’s what we tried to do with the first Mac. That’s what we did with the iPod.” Across the street from the Jobs family lived a man who had become successful as a real estate agent. “He wasn’t that bright,” Jobs recalled, “but he seemed to be making a fortune. So my dad thought, ‘I can do that.’ He worked so hard, I remember. He took these night classes, passed the license test, and got into real estate. Then the bottom fell out of the market.” As a result, the family found itself financially strapped for a year or so while Steve was in elementary school. His mother took a job as a bookkeeper for Varian Associates, a company that made scientific instruments, and they took out a second mortgage. One day his fourth-grade teacher asked him, “What is it you don’t understand about the universe?” Jobs replied, “I don’t understand why all of a sudden my dad is so broke.” He was proud that his father never adopted a servile attitude or slick style that may have made him a better salesman. “You had to suck up to people to sell real estate, and he wasn’t good at that and it wasn’t in his nature. I admired him for that.” Paul Jobs went back to being a mechanic. His father was calm and gentle, traits that his son later praised more than emulated. He was also resolute. Jobs described one example: Nearby was an engineer who was working at Westinghouse. He was a single guy, beatnik type. He had a girlfriend. She would babysit me sometimes. Both my parents worked, so I would come here right after school for a couple of hours. He would get drunk and hit her a couple of times. She came over one night, scared out of her wits, and he came over drunk, and my dad stood him down—saying “She’s here, but you’re not coming in.” He stood right there. We like to think everything was idyllic in the 1950s, but this guy was one of those engineers who had messed-up lives. What made the neighborhood different from the thousands of other spindly-tree subdivisions across America was that even the ne’er-do-wells tended to be engineers. “When we moved here, there were apricot and plum orchards on all of these corners,” Jobs recalled. “But it was beginning to boom because of military investment.” He soaked up the history of the valley and developed a yearning to play his own role. Edwin Land of Polaroid later told him about being asked by Eisenhower to help build the U-2 spy plane cameras to see how real the Soviet threat was. The film was dropped in canisters and returned to the NASA Ames Research Center in Sunnyvale, not far from where Jobs lived. “The first computer terminal I ever saw was when my dad brought me to the Ames Center,” he said. “I fell totally in love with it.” Other defense contractors sprouted nearby during the 1950s. The Lockheed Missiles and Space Division, which built submarine-launched ballistic missiles, was founded in 1956 next to the NASA Center; by the time Jobs moved to the area four years later, it employed twenty thousand people. A few hundred yards away, Westinghouse built facilities that produced tubes and electrical transformers for the missile systems. “You had all these military companies on the cutting edge,” he recalled. “It was mysterious and high-tech and made living here very exciting.” In the wake of the defense industries there arose a booming economy based on technology. Its roots stretched back to 1938, when David Packard and his new wife moved into a house in Palo Alto that had a shed where his friend Bill Hewlett was soon ensconced. The house had a garage—an appendage that would prove both useful and iconic in the valley—in which they tinkered around until they had their first product, an audio oscillator. By the 1950s, Hewlett-Packard was a fast-growing company making technical instruments. Fortunately there was a place nearby for entrepreneurs who had outgrown their garages. In a move that would help transform the area into the cradle of the tech revolution, Stanford University’s dean of engineering, Frederick Terman, created a seven-hundred-acre industrial park on university land for private companies that could commercialize the ideas of his students. Its first tenant was Varian Associates, where Clara Jobs worked. “Terman came up with this great idea that did more than anything to cause the tech industry to grow up here,” Jobs said. By the time Jobs was ten, HP had nine thousand employees and was the blue-chip company where every engineer seeking financial stability wanted to work. The most important technology for the region’s growth was, of course, the semiconductor. William Shockley, who had been one of the inventors of the transistor at Bell Labs in New Jersey, moved out to Mountain View and, in 1956, started a company to build transistors using silicon rather than the more expensive germanium that was then commonly used. But Shockley became increasingly erratic and abandoned his silicon transistor project, which led eight of his engineers—most notably Robert Noyce and Gordon Moore—to break away to form Fairchild Semiconductor. That company grew to twelve thousand employees, but it fragmented in 1968, when Noyce lost a power struggle to become CEO. He took Gordon Moore and founded a company that they called Integrated Electronics Corporation, which they soon smartly abbreviated to Intel. Their third employee was Andrew Grove, who later would grow the company by shifting its focus from memory chips to microprocessors. Within a few years there would be more than fifty companies in the area making semiconductors. The exponential growth of this industry was correlated with the phenomenon famously discovered by Moore, who in 1965 drew a graph of the speed of integrated circuits, based on the number of transistors that could be placed on a chip, and showed that it doubled about every two years, a trajectory that could be expected to continue. This was reaffirmed in 1971, when Intel was able to etch a complete central processing unit onto one chip, the Intel 4004, which was dubbed a “microprocessor.” Moore’s Law has held generally true to this day, and its reliable projection of performance to price allowed two generations of young entrepreneurs, including Steve Jobs and Bill Gates, to create cost projections for their forward-leaning products. The chip industry gave the region a new name when Don Hoefler, a columnist for the weekly trade paper Electronic News, began a series in January 1971 entitled “Silicon Valley USA.” The forty-mile Santa Clara Valley, which stretches from South San Francisco through Palo Alto to San Jose, has as its commercial backbone El Camino Real, the royal road that once connected California’s twenty-one mission churches and is now a bustling avenue that connects companies and startups accounting for a third of the venture capital investment in the United States each year. “Growing up, I got inspired by the history of the place,” Jobs said. “That made me want to be a part of it.” Like most kids, he became infused with the passions of the grown-ups around him. “Most of the dads in the neighborhood did really neat stuff, like photovoltaics and batteries and radar,” Jobs recalled. “I grew up in awe of that stuff and asking people about it.” The most important of these neighbors, Larry Lang, lived seven doors away. “He was my model of what an HP engineer was supposed to be: a big ham radio operator, hard-core electronics guy,” Jobs recalled. “He would bring me stuff to play with.” As we walked up to Lang’s old house, Jobs pointed to the driveway. “He took a carbon microphone and a battery and a speaker, and he put it on this driveway. He had me talk into the carbon mike and it amplified out of the speaker.” Jobs had been taught by his father that microphones always required an electronic amplifier. “So I raced home, and I told my dad that he was wrong.” “No, it needs an amplifier,” his father assured him. When Steve protested otherwise, his father said he was crazy. “It can’t work without an amplifier. There’s some trick.” “I kept saying no to my dad, telling him he had to see it, and finally he actually walked down with me and saw it. And he said, ‘Well I’ll be a bat out of hell.’” Jobs recalled the incident vividly because it was his first realization that his father did not know everything. Then a more disconcerting discovery began to dawn on him: He was smarter than his parents. He had always admired his father’s competence and savvy. “He was not an educated man, but I had always thought he was pretty damn smart. He didn’t read much, but he could do a lot. Almost everything mechanical, he could figure it out.” Yet the carbon microphone incident, Jobs said, began a jarring process of realizing that he was in fact more clever and quick than his parents. “It was a very big moment that’s burned into my mind. When I realized that I was smarter than my parents, I felt tremendous shame for having thought that. I will never forget that moment.” This discovery, he later told friends, along with the fact that he was adopted, made him feel apart—detached and separate—from both his family and the world. Another layer of awareness occurred soon after. Not only did he discover that he was brighter than his parents, but he discovered that they knew this. Paul and Clara Jobs were loving parents, and they were willing to adapt their lives to suit a son who was very smart—and also willful. They would go to great lengths to accommodate him. And soon Steve discovered this fact as well. “Both my parents got me. They felt a lot of responsibility once they sensed that I was special. They found ways to keep feeding me stuff and putting me in better schools. They were willing to defer to my needs.” So he grew up not only with a sense of having once been abandoned, but also with a sense that he was special. In his own mind, that was more important in the formation of his personality. School Even before Jobs started elementary school, his mother had taught him how to read. This, however, led to some problems once he got to school. “I was kind of bored for the first few years


来源:北洋之家,文:北洋君

年前,就有媒体爆出

冯巩的小品被“枪毙”,没有过审。

果不其然,这个除夕,

我们没能等来他那句:

亲爱的观众朋友们,

我想死你们了!



说实话,没看到冯巩

北洋君心里还是有点空落落的!

印象中,陪伴我们33年的冯巩

总是精神抖擞,

有使不完的力气。



可我们似乎忘记了,

33年来,他的除夕夜从来

没能吃上一口热腾腾的团圆饭!

每年都是春晚结束后,

他接上媳妇和儿子,一起回天津,

到天津已经凌晨两三点了……


今年,他首次在家跟亲人一起过除夕。

面对央视采访的镜头,冯巩说:

“我三十多年没回家好好过春节。

我的哥哥姐姐嫂子们都马上年过古稀了,

能跟他们踏踏实实吃顿团圆饭,

说句心里话,是我多年的梦想。

今天的年夜饭很丰盛,

都是我儿时的记忆。”



1986年,28岁的冯巩

第一次登上春晚舞台,

全国观众一下子就记住了

这位长得逗、表情逗、声音逗、

相声说得更逗的小伙子。



从1986到2018,

连续33年上春晚的冯巩,

一年也没落下过,

他也从相声小鲜肉,

变成了年逾花甲的老腊肉!


民革中央副主席冯巩在民革中央中心学习组纪念中共中央发布“五一口号”70周年学习座谈会上的发言。


冯巩另一身份多数人都不太清楚,

2017年12月,

他当选民革中央副主席

他还是全国政协常委,

中国文联副主席,

中国曲艺家协会副主席,

中国广播艺术团团长。

有媒体说:冯巩已官至“副部级”!

可他从来没把自己当过干部,

不管走到哪儿,

还是那么拼命地卖力表演!


其实,冯巩还是一个“官四代”

有着极为显赫的家族身份,

2015年,在电影《建党伟业》中,

冯巩扮演了冯国璋,

网友惊呼相似度99%!



原来,冯巩的曾祖父就是冯国璋。

冯国璋是北洋三杰之一,

直系军阀的创始者,

1917年出任代理大总统。


冯巩的祖父冯家遇,

留学德国实业救国,

创办了天津油漆厂、保定电灯厂

冯巩的父亲冯海岗、母亲刘益素都是

辅仁大学毕业的高材生。

外婆家做实业开银行,

是真正的京东第一,

与大名鼎鼎的荣毅仁家齐名。


冯巩虽出身“豪门”,

却在大杂院里度过艰难的童年生活,

他虽是家喻户晓的大明星,

却十多年一家二代人

挤在一套狭小的两居室里;

他结婚36年,

从没听说他有一星半点绯闻;

他是笑星,

他更尝试演电影、当导演,

还拿过好几个“影帝”;


电影《心急吃不了热豆腐》剧照


30多年春晚,他换了近20个搭档,

从没一个人说过他一句不好;

他带红了贾玲、白凯南很多学生,

从没上演过师徒大战,

提起他,所有徒弟无人不感激!

我们不禁想弄明白,

那副永远笑呵呵的面孔背后,

究竟藏着一个怎样的冯巩?


NO.1

童年冯巩:生在总统别墅

捡煤球、烂菜帮长大


在天津市民主道,

有一幢红色的欧式别墅,

这座小楼,就是冯国璋故居。


天津,冯国璋故居


1957年12月的一天,

冯巩就出生在这座小楼里,

小时候的他,

人小嘴甜,

父母和兄姐们都非常溺爱他。


1966年,一场风暴袭来,

在一片“打倒反动军阀的孝子贤孙!”

的口号声中,

9岁的冯巩才第一次知道,

自己竟然还有一位

曾是军阀总统的曾祖父。


在他那朦胧的意识中,

曾祖父无疑是一颗“灾星”。

保姆被撵走了;

哥哥姐姐们离开了家;

父母游街挨斗的场面,

吓得他浑身颤抖;


冯巩童年照片


没多久,冯家被撵出了那座小楼,

被赶到大昌兴胡同的一个大杂院里,

冯巩跟父母一起

住进一间仅有12平方米、

连窗户玻璃都没有的小屋。


那时,冯家的日子过得非常苦。

父亲工资停发了,

被遣送回河北老家劳动改造。

全家八口人的花销,

全靠当教师的母亲每月几十块的工资。

就是这点儿钱,

每月要给冯巩的父亲寄20元,

要扣除房租15元,

还要接济远在内蒙古和甘肃

下乡的三个儿女……


2005年春晚,

在小品《艺术人生》中,

冯巩回忆起这段艰难的童年生活,

一度要掉眼泪:

一个9岁的孩子,

到菜市捡别人不要的烂菜帮儿,

到工厂的废土堆

捡冒着热气、

还在燃烧着的煤核儿。


冯家几代人没有“艺术细菌”,

可他从小却表现出了

一种独特的表演才能,

上小学时,

他已经成为学校宣传队的骨干。


十来岁时,冯巩偷着卖掉了

曾祖父故居一只大铁炉,

换来了人生中第一把胡琴。 

跟父亲好友周玉铮学了三个月后,

冯巩就能在院儿里给大伙拉一出样板戏,

曲艺天赋初露头角。


就在冯巩13岁那年,

一次偶然的登台表演,

和与两位重要人物的见面,

彻底改变了他的命运……

那年,恰逢天津市搞文艺汇演,

老师看他机灵活泼,口齿伶俐,

就让他与另一个同学合说

马季、唐杰忠的名段《友谊颂》。


演出这天,冯巩的表演赢得了满堂彩,

一个13岁小孩儿会说相声的消息

传到了马季耳朵里。

他与唐杰忠专程来到天津二十六中,

提出要听冯巩说相声。

那天,马季与唐杰忠

每人捂了一个大口罩,

他们发现冯巩在曲艺方面天赋异禀,

那俩小眼一滴溜,就让人想笑。

等冯巩表演完,两人才摘下口罩。


上世纪70年代,马季与唐杰忠合说相声《友谊颂》


冯巩一看惊呆了,

报纸上见过的两位相声大师,

竟乐呵呵地站在自己面前!

正在冯巩激动地不知

如何是好的时候,

马季拉起冯巩的手说:

“做我的徒弟,

以后跟我学相声怎么样?”


冯巩简直不敢相信自己的耳朵,

激动地喉头一热,

差点儿掉下泪来。

马季本想带走冯巩,

可最后,他还是卡在了“政审”上!


从技校毕业后,

冯巩当上了纺织厂工人。

在这里,他遇上了一位好搭档

——刘伟。



这个刘伟,不是别人,

就是冯巩的第一个搭档、

日后一起说相声说到春晚的刘伟!



NO.2

青年冯巩:从工厂钳工

到春晚舞台最闪亮的笑星


在当时情况下,

要改变自己的政治命运,

唯一的出路就是参军入伍。

机会来了,沈阳军区宣传队要文艺兵。

点名要冯巩和刘伟,

可工厂领导坚决不答应。

冯巩和刘伟豁出去了,

他俩悄悄上了火车,

不顾一切地去了部队。



冯巩、刘伟作为文艺兵进了部队,

花名册上却没有他们的名字。

他们当了两年的“黑兵”,

最后又不得不退回天津,

成了没有身份的社会游民。

好在纺织局的一位干部听过他们的相声,

将俩人安排进天津制线厂。

虽说是在工厂当了钳工,

可冯巩认准了说相声,

就从没有想过放弃!

一有空闲,他就坐火车

到北京登门向师傅马季求教。


因为有了冯巩和刘伟,

天津市里所有规格的厂区文艺比赛,

只要制线厂参加,

就没让第一名旁落过!


1980年,23岁的冯巩

终于在梦想的路上更进一步,

成为了中国铁路文工团的演员。



1985年,“北漂”五年的冯巩

在相声圈已经小有名气,

就差一个机会降临……

他也没有想到,

命运突然就垂青了他!

一天,一个40多岁的中年男人

找到他,开门见山便说:

你就是冯巩吗?

我是中央电视台导演黄一鹤,

今年春晚,想约你参加我们的节目审查,

你能参加吗?


就这样,只有28岁的冯巩,

跟他的搭档刘伟

一起登上了1986年春晚舞台,

两人合说的相声《虎年说虎》大获成功,

冯巩的名字也随着

这只“虎”走进了千家万户~



1987年,第二次上春晚的冯巩

竟然一口气说了两个相声,

先是跟搭档刘伟合作了

《巧对对联》。




两个多小时之后,

他又跟马季、赵炎、刘伟、王金宝一起

合作了历经30年不褪色的

中国相声经典之作

《五官争功》!

↓↓↓↓↓


1988年,第三年上春晚,

30岁的冯巩站在C位上,

跟刘伟、戴志诚、牛振华、赵宝乐

一起说了群口相声《求全责备》。



但是,在1988年的春晚中,

另一个已经40岁的相声演员,

第一次亮相春晚舞台,

就用一句:领导,冒号

一鸣惊人,拔得头筹!


这个人,就是牛群

那一年,他跟李立山搭档说的

“巧立名目”吃烤鸭的相声,

堪称经典、轰动全国!



在这个相声作品里,

几乎每句话都是金句,

“有理寸步难行,无理走遍天下”,

现在听来不仅尺度很大,

更是极具对现实的讽刺。

此时,冯巩一定不会想到,

未来十年他将会与牛群一起,

开启相声生涯中最黄金的十年!


冯巩与牛群的合作非常偶然,

1988年春晚过后,当踌躇满志的冯巩

正准备大干一场的时候,

搭档刘伟却出国了……

没了相声搭档,

冯巩只好先把电视剧《那五》拍完,

在这部电视剧中,

聚集了日后的好几位大腕

——倪萍牛振华牛群李丁……

通过一部电视剧,

观众认识了演员冯巩,

也是通过这一部电视剧,

冯巩与牛群结下了"艺"缘,

两人正式组合!



1989年,冯巩和牛群第一次搭档准备春晚,

除夕夜前五天,

晚会总导演突然通知:

你们原定的相声不太合适,

抓紧时间突击搞一个,

争取能顶上。


他俩听后一下子懵了,

只有五天时间,

能创作出一个好相声吗?

冯巩和牛群决定拼一拼,

他俩把自己关进一个小房间,

从创作剧本、到反复修改排练,

五天几乎没有合眼,

除夕夜,他们拿出了相声《生日祝辞》。



这个讲女婿讨好丈母娘的相声,

大获成功,

牛群冯巩黄金组合,横空出世!

可是很少有人知道,

那一年,临时被枪毙

而没有机会登上春晚舞台的相声,

就是足以记入中国相声史册、

对官僚主义极尽讽刺的

经典作品《小偷公司》。


《小偷公司》太经典了,大家一定点开看一看


这个相声1990年在《综艺大观》播出,

把“小偷公司”部门冗余、

人浮于事、官僚作风讽刺得

针针见血、拳拳到肉!

“说你行,你就行,不行也行,

说不行,就不行,行也不行!”

时隔近30年,再听《小偷公司》,

只能评价四个字:

不服不行!



冯巩+牛群,

中国相声界最佳拍档应运而生,

他们把各种新鲜形式运用到相声里,

1993年,他们把拍卖会

搬到了春晚现场!

↓↓↓↓↓



1994年,他们把点子公司

开到了春晚现场!

↓↓↓↓↓

1998年春晚,

牛群冯巩拉着洋车上了春晚,

冯巩一边拉着洋车,

一边唱着“牛啊,群啊,送到哪里去,

送到千家万户的厨房里!”

↓↓↓↓↓


1999年春晚,

冯巩、牛群表演《瞧这俩爹》

冯·斯托罗夫斯基·巩成了那一年

最搞笑的梗!

↓↓↓↓↓


冯巩做梦也没想到的是,

1999年春晚,竟成了两人的春晚绝唱!

原因是牛群这个老大哥忒能折腾,

从明星足球队队长,

到玩起了摄影,

后来,竟然抛下自己

去安徽蒙城县挂职当起了副县长!



牛群横竖是不说相声了,

那冯巩怎么办?

所以牛群是这么说的:

“这辈子我只给我爸妈磕头,

我给冯巩磕了两个头……”


牛群也是重情义的人,

2000年春晚,

他跟冯巩一起亮相,

然后隆重地把冯巩的新搭档介绍出场,

——新搭档不是别人,

是还长着头发的郭冬临。


那一年,能感受到,

冯巩真的拼了,

他把所有看家本事都抖了出来!


快板打得666!

↓↓↓↓↓


三弦弹得顶呱呱!

↓↓↓↓↓



吉他弹得有模有样    

↓↓↓↓↓


其实这个作品还有一个小插曲,

节目正直播的时候,

吉他的带子突然就断了。

但是两人丝毫没慌,

非常自然地继续表演。



虽然这个相声堪称春晚中的经典,

但从此之后,

冯巩再没找到自己的固定搭档,

从朱军到周涛,

从闫学晶到王宝强,

从牛莉到白凯南,

从高晓攀到傅园慧……





33年,陪在他身边的搭档,

换了近20个,

冯巩,却始终坚持了下来!


能坚持上春晚有多难,

一年12个月,9个月在准备春晚,

有记者曾问冯巩,

能每年上春晚的秘诀,

他说:我准备三四个节目呀,

枪毙了我,我再拿一个,

你再枪毙我,我还有呢……


冯巩说得轻松,

可这里面承受的巨大压力和

极为艰苦的创作可想而知。

而冯巩最让人钦佩的是,

在忙着上春晚的33年里,

他还成了一个好演员,好导演,

顺道领走了好几个大奖!



NO.3

演员冯巩:只要观众需要

我随叫随到!


冯巩曾给自己的评价是:

相声界演戏演的最好的,

演员里最会做导演的,

导演里最能写剧本的,

编剧里最会说相声的。



他可决不是吹牛,

1993年,他主演的《站直咯别趴下》,

就获得了百花奖最佳男配角奖。

↓↓↓↓↓


1998年,上映了一部片子,

叫《没事偷着乐》,

他在里面饰演的是张大民!

↓↓↓↓↓


凭借这个角色,

冯巩拿下了第18届金鸡奖的

最佳男主角,

收获了“影帝”殊荣!


2004年,冯巩主演的喜剧电影

《心急吃不了热豆腐》上映大获好评,

获得了十二届大学生电影节

最受欢迎喜剧片、

最受欢迎男演员两个奖项。

↓↓↓↓↓


2007年,他拉上牛群、刘金山、闫妮

自导自演了一部电影,

《别拿自己不当干部》,

获得了第12届华表奖的

“优秀故事片奖”。

↓↓↓↓↓


从春晚舞台到大荧幕,

从笑星到影帝,

从艺几十年来,

冯巩演的无一例外全部都是

底层小人物,

演活了老百姓的辛酸苦辣。

冯巩说:“我喜欢演小人物,

也因为我生活在小人物中间,

熟悉他们,理解他们,也喜欢他们。


从艺40多年来,

冯巩从没把自己当明星,

他总是说:只要观众需要

我随叫随到!

1986年春节,

上了春晚的冯巩一夜成名,

第二天回到天津过年,

他带着老婆儿子去动物园,

结果,人们都不看动物了,

全都围着冯巩签名照相!


妻子问他,那么多人围着你,

你烦不烦啊?反正我挺烦!

冯巩跟妻子说:千万别烦,

有朝一日观众不理你了,

你就更烦了!



这些年来,

冯巩几乎与娱乐圈绝缘,

一、他没有代言过任何产品,

二、他没有在任何综艺节目上

担任过导师。

我们最经常见到的就是他不知疲倦地

在各地慰问演出的身影!


1995年,冯巩参加中央艺术团

第一次到西藏慰问演出,

演出前,由于高原反应,

冯巩发烧到快40度,连续几天高烧不退,

得知领导不让他参加演出了,

他一把扯下输氧管,

就去找领导请战:


我是来西藏演出的,

光在医院躺着我没脸向观众交代,

1985年上老山前线慰问,

我连遗书都写好了,

高原反应发个烧算不了啥!



终于,冯巩在医生的监护下

带着氧气瓶来到演出现场。

轮到他上场时,他拔掉吸氧管,

满脸笑容,精神抖擞地跟牛群登场了!

在现场观众的热情欢呼下,

他们又加演了一个相声,

前后演了将近20分钟,

退到后台,冯巩嘴唇发白、面无血色,

医生一试,他脉搏只有三十几……


2008年,汶川地震灾害发生时,

冯巩率第一个演出团

在第一时间赶赴地震重灾区演出9场;

当青海玉树发生地震灾害、

甘肃舟曲发生泥石流灾害时,

他又赶赴第一线,

又是卖力演出,又是出钱捐款;


2018年12月27日,在冯巩准备

2019年猪年春晚最关键紧张的时刻,

他又带团奔赴内蒙古通辽市科左后旗

走进农村慰问演出。


冯巩2018年12月27日慰问演出(上图),当天演出的舞台非常简陋(下图)


这个舞台有多简陋?

没有绚丽的灯光,也没有任何舞美,

一个简单喷绘的背景,

一条临时铺的红地毯,

一套简单又简陋的音响,

而冯巩当天为老百姓表演的相声,

却一点儿都不含糊,

是为今年猪年春晚送审的作品

《我爱诗词2》。


冯巩2018年12月27日慰问演出现场


此刻,坐在农村小礼堂里

听冯巩说相声的老乡们

一定是开心幸福的。


因为不管是站在春晚舞台,

面对全国亿万观众,

亦或是站在简陋的农村小会堂,

面对百十来位老乡,

60多岁的冯巩始终把每一个演出

都当做是“春晚”的舞台,

把每一位观众都放在心中

最高位置上。

他始终记得:

观众永远大于天!


虽然这个相声没能登上今年春晚,

但这样的演员冯巩,

真的值得所有文艺工作者学习,

更值得我们致敬!



NO.4

好人冯巩:

没有人格干不长!


我们常常用“德艺双馨”形容

老一辈艺术家。

北洋君更想用“好人”

来形容冯巩的为人!


1980年至1990年,

冯巩没有自己的住所,

在团里排练厅临时用木板隔开的一间房,

冯巩整整住了十年,

在这小屋里娶了媳妇,当了爸爸!



夏天小屋里又热又不通风,

年幼的儿子浑身上下都是痱子,

冬天屋里温度低,

一到晚上楼里黑灯瞎火、静得吓人。

赶上冯巩外出演出不在家,

妻子一个人搂着孩子彻夜难眠。


1991年,单位终于分给他一套住房,

领导握着冯巩的手说:

你是咱们团里这么多年来

唯一没有提过住房困难的人。

谁能想象,

早已成为大笑星的冯巩,

已经连续上了6年春晚的冯巩,

此时才终于住上了自己的房子。



对待朋友,冯巩更是厚道,

有一次,赵宝乐在外地演出时突然患甲肝,

浑身发黄,面容憔悴得可怕,

冯巩裹着一件军大衣在病床前

陪伴他了三天三夜。

医生说,肝炎传染,劝他离开,

冯巩说:异地他乡的,

我陪着他,他心里踏实。


对待父母,

冯巩是个孝子,也是个贤婿。

他常说一句话:

“连父母都不爱的人,他能爱谁呀!”

对岳父岳母,冯巩非常孝敬。

分到房子有了自己的家之后,

他把岳父母接到北京,

与全家合住狭小的两居室十多年,

三代人和睦相处,老人颐享天年。



十多年前,冯巩的母亲刘益素

得了老年痴呆症,

不仅将女儿家的电视、手机、茶杯

摔得一片狼藉,

而且谁要靠近她,她就打谁。

冯巩的哥哥姐姐也都步入老年,

再这样下去,哥姐都会被拖垮的。


冯巩心如刀绞,

他说:“我把母亲接到北京去。

你们放心,我比你们岁数小,

经得起折腾。”

冯巩和妻子艾慧基本停止了工作,

全心全意地在家里护理母亲。

冯巩特意买回了智力拼图。

耐心地跟母亲讲:

“妈,这是大象,

你在公园里见过的,还有印象吗?”

渐渐地,母亲能完成一些简单拼图。

每完成一个,冯巩就会奖励她一颗樱桃,

这时,老人就高兴得像个孩子。


33年来,冯巩对春晚节目组

唯一提过的要求,就是

“把我的节目放在零点前,

要尽早赶回天津陪老母亲吃年夜饭。”




2015年,央视《面对面》节目上,

记者问冯巩:老母亲生病了,

为什么还要坚持上春晚?

冯巩说:我妈今年95了,

眼也花了,耳也聋了,

小脑也萎缩了,也不认识我了,

但每年春晚,我哥哥还是把她

推到电视机跟前,

她喜欢看我在春晚上演出,

我特别欣慰,

所以,春晚我得好好演!



记者又问冯巩:

如果有一天,

你不上春晚了怎么办?” 

他那标志性的小眼一眨巴,沉默片刻。

不要紧,将来大家能想起来,

有一演员说过“我想死你们啦”这就够了。

至于什么时候离开,

冯巩说:

当上场的掌声不如下场的厉害,

我就该走了……


没想到告别春晚的这一天,

来的这么快!

从1986年冯巩首登春晚,

至2018年的狗年告别,

30多年的时光过去了,

冯巩的眼也耷拉了,

脸也皱皱巴巴了

没人能抵得过岁月,冯巩也不例外……



2017年12月,

冯巩过60岁大寿的照片传到网上,

他头戴生日帽,

面色微醺跟徒弟白凯南相拥着,

一间普通的小馆子,

没有宾客簇拥,

更没有席开几十桌,

他就像一位我们身边的老人,

跟最亲近的人一起,

吃吃饭,喝喝酒……


为什么观众一直偏爱冯巩?

为什么他连续33年上春晚,

虽被批评成“春晚钉子户”,

但很少人会反感,

或许就如他自己对优秀演员的定义:

没有天赋干不了,

没有勤奋干不成,

没有文化干不大,

没有人格干不长!


这四句话说起来,不多也不难,

或许,很多人做到能前三条就成明星了,

而冯巩之所以受人尊敬爱戴,

是因为他始终记得:

做好演员要先做好人,

没有人格干不长!



这,就是真实的冯巩,

一个把艺术当生命,

把观众当做天的冯巩,

一个有血有肉,

有情有义的冯巩!


其实,我们也想说一句:

亲爱的冯巩,

我们也想死你啦!

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